THIS WILL GIVE YOU A REAL IDEA AS TO WHAT KIND OF SICKOS WE ARE DEALING WITH
HERE. REMEMBER—THEY BOTH FELT IT WAS NECESSARY TO PLACE ALL OF THIS
ONLINE TO BE READ BY THE PUBLIC. YOU BE THE JUDGE.

When Maia Lazar at 14 got an intern position at a Los Angeles alternative weekly (those free
local event/culture papers that people throw away), the mother Cathy Seipp became aware
that they were making the young girl count the number of sex ads printed in their rival’s
newspaper. Instead of pulling her off this position immediately, the mother let it go on and
even tried to justify it:

“They did make her count the number of sex ads in a rival alt-weekly her first day there”
“but sex ads are the bread-and-butter of the alt-weekly business so it's not as if she wouldn't
have noticed them.”

If you are quite shocked already, it gets even more shocking.


Realizing the kind of people there, the mother asks the daughter,
“You're not going to have sex with anyone there, are you?”

The daughter responds, “"Wouldn't the people there notice, with the noise and all?”
“Besides, what if the youngest guy is fat and hairy, and why would I go down to his car in the
first place? If I had to get him coffee, I would give it to him in the building, and if he made a
move, I would kick him in the nuts.”


Maia Lazar continued, “In my head, I was fantasizing about meeting a hot guy at school who
would be into books, and not exceed the age of seventy-one.”